President Bush loves his daughters very much
so he is preparing their way to heaven
i’m sure little girls with fake IDs
get into heaven
aren’t you?
he wants them to get there very soon
it would appear
before they get into any more trouble
living a long life is dangerous these days
what with all those faggots out there
not to mention those dirty poor people
and those evil terrorist liberals
who are suckered into caring
so he’s starting war after war after war
in hopes that he can speed up
our rendezvous with the apocalypse
God told him this would be good for the world
and his little girls would go to heaven
and all the other good Christians too
gee
you think they’ll let him in?
… naahhhhh!